No, drunk sperm still make babies.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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