: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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