you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you mean i was at the winter classic?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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