So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
