I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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