But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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