Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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