Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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