Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
You smell like stripper and shame
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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