I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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