You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
This is my gift to your gina
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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