woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize