The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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