We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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