okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
pop tarts are not kleenex
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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