you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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