I think im going to throw up on grandma
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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