i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
it hurts more in the daytime
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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