ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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