Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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