We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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