I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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