Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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