This is not my ceiling
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Sober January is a disaster.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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