I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
