i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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