I think i peed on brittanys purse
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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