oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize