I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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