Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
