in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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