I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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