He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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