Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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