That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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