Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Can I color on your dick again?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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