it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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