so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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