So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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