Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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