I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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