dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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