I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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