Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
These tits shall not be calmed
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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