yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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