what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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