turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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