i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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