why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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