Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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