what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
