I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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