If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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